There were two dogs at the vets waiting for treatment. One was a big alsation and the other a small mongrel.

The big dog asked the small one why he looked so sad and the small dog replied that he was on death row and was going to be put down. When the big dog asked why, the small dog explained that his family didn't feed him regularly so he had to get what food he could find. His family said that if he didn't stop taking food that they would get rid of him. Then one day they left the fridge open and he flound some meat in it and he ate it. That was the last straw as the mother in law (MIL) was coming to dinner that day and there was no meat and all the family had was a tin of dog food to give her and they tried to convince the MIL that it was a new kind of curry.

The small dog asked the big dog what he had done and the big dog told him that he was lying down in the garden one sunny day when the lady of the house came out to do some gardening and as she stepped over him to pull up a weed he could see right up her skirt and that she was not wearing anything underneath. Well that got me excited and I couldn't resist so I was up and at her and had her doggy style.

The small dog said that was so bad and no wonder he was going to be put down too. The big dog said no she is not going to have me put down, she had only brought me in to have my claws trimmed!

Jimbo

 2009 FL2 S now gone
2011 FL2 HSE AUTO
2012 FL2 XS AUTO
2000 Kawasaki er 5

A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor.
The call is picked up by the clerk on the reception desk.
The clerk answers,
"May I help you?"
The man says,
"Yes, I'm in room 858"
"You need to send someone to my room immediately"
"What seems to be the problem sir?"
Asks the clerk,
"I'm having an argument with my wife and she's threatening to jump out of the window."
The desk clerk calmly says,
"I'm very sorry to hear that sir, but that's a personal matter."
The man replies,
"Listen you idiot, the window won't open... and that's a maintenance matter!" Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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 2009 FL2 S now gone
2011 FL2 HSE AUTO
2012 FL2 XS AUTO
2000 Kawasaki er 5

Apparently Newcastle University is offering a degree in Equine Studies.
So there really are courses for horses. Jules

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