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Dave



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I managed 4 on the first read, but very clever though Thumbs Up ______________________
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I only found 2 F's - F Censored F Censored
Didnt see any of's at all Shocked Whistle 2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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Post #40760 20th Apr 2009 7:06 am
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/26357/ Rolling with laughter At work
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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

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"I know what you're thinking: did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself but, being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, you've got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well, do you punk?"

"Look officer, I'm not even a protester, I'm just trying to get to Tesco for a sandwich." At work
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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

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Post #40946 23rd Apr 2009 3:21 am
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AndyC



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Confused what was the joke Question 2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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Post #40950 23rd Apr 2009 9:24 am
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google bbc news, then G20 demonstrations, then Death Thumbs Up

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Confused
I only found this:
I see a lot of strange news stories in this job and this one, which was featured recently in a German newspaper, is up there with the strangest.

A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.

It gets weirder.

Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.

The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.

Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."

After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.

Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest. 2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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Don't you find it funny?

Post #40961 23rd Apr 2009 12:00 pm
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Irish

An Irishman applying for a job as a blacksmith was asked if he had any experience shoeing horses...
He said no, but he had told a donkey to f*** off once.

Post #41013 23rd Apr 2009 7:18 pm
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A German guy approaches a lady of the night.

'I vish to buy sex viz you.'

'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £50 an hour.'
'..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,

'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'

'Ah,' says the German . . 'zat is ze........... .......







Four-sprung Duck technique. FL2 TD4 XS Santorini

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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seat Cessna crashed into a cemetery.

Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to increase as digging continues into the night. FL2 TD4 XS Santorini

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Shocked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km7mZIov1jA At work
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Post #41034 24th Apr 2009 7:07 am
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Four-sprung Duck technique. Question
Sorry didnt get that one either Shocked - is a four-sprung Duck some UK thingy Question 2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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chicken george wrote:
Shocked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km7mZIov1jA


I would'nt do that for £1million a day Shocked 2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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