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npinks Member Since: 28 Jun 2007 Location: Ls25 Posts: 20090 |
i know exactly what you mean
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23rd Mar 2009 7:35 pm |
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Tim in Scotland Member Since: 12 Mar 2006 Location: All at sea Posts: 875 |
I used to use a GPS enabled DPA with Navman routing software and it did the same thing - it read junctions as part of the routing. After many complaints to navman by users they did a downloadable patch that cured it. My RRS has taken to doing the same thing recently and I wonder if it has to do with the routing settings because SWMBO in the dashboard never used to utter a word on long trips and now she nags at every junction after I had some accessory driving lights fitted to the car which meant disconnecting the battery. I have now silenced the voice completely as it is so annoying on a long journey. How can carbon have a footprint, it has no feet?
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23rd Mar 2009 10:24 pm |
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Bill Turner Member Since: 08 Jul 2008 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 977 |
On this subject does anyone know somebody who fixes sat nays? Mine is broken, its saying that Liverpool is still in Europe!
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17th Apr 2009 10:04 am |
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ad210358 Member Since: 12 Oct 2008 Location: Here and There Posts: 7464 |
p****d off with a Digital Keyboard Warrior |
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17th Apr 2009 4:58 pm |
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ad210358 Member Since: 12 Oct 2008 Location: Here and There Posts: 7464 |
My sat nav is just the same, it tells me to come off at junctions then get back on the next slip road, near me a bypass was opened about three years ago and it knows the bypass is there but it always routes the way through the village instead of using the bypass. I have a choice here of getting to the M25 (about 20 miles away using the A41 or the old road which runs almost parallel to it but it wants me to use the old road but not the new one. Going back to the Tomtom. p****d off with a Digital Keyboard Warrior |
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17th Apr 2009 5:06 pm |
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dick Member Since: 18 Nov 2008 Location: Swansea Posts: 92 |
I think the built-in satnav is always using the 'shortest distance' method of route planning. Decent standalone units give you the choice of that or 'shortest time', as well as weeding out obviously crazy routes. I've seen:
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18th Apr 2009 11:52 am |
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Gambba Member Since: 07 Aug 2007 Location: Dubai Posts: 775 |
On the old Navman I used to use in Holland there was one point on a straight road where at the traffic lights it would tell you to take a right just to make a U-turn 5 meters up the road and joing back onto the same road.......very strange. Once you've tasted GREY you'll never go back! |
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19th Apr 2009 8:49 am |
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ad210358 Member Since: 12 Oct 2008 Location: Here and There Posts: 7464 |
The Sat Nav in my Freelander 2 which I know cannot be trusted as it will take you off Motorways and then back on the otherside, at the week end it did a strange one. Travelling out on the A40 out of Oxford towards Witney on a straight bit of road, it wanted me to turn in to a Lay-By which was around 20 metres long. It said " In two Hundred Yards Turn Left then Turn Left" the map was also displaying what it wanted me to do, basicly leave the main A40 turn into the Lay-By then turn left again to rejoin the Main Road. This was on a perfectly straight bit of road which would have increased the distance of travel so it was not choosing a shorter route. Who programmes these Sat Navs to do this? p****d off with a Digital Keyboard Warrior |
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11th May 2009 10:22 pm |
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npinks Member Since: 28 Jun 2007 Location: Ls25 Posts: 20090 |
makes me wonder if the satnav company has a car tracking itself to map new roads, old road, whatever roads and the chap pulled into the layby for a p stop and a bacon butty and forgot to turn the tracker off Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis |
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12th May 2009 7:25 am |
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IanB9 Member Since: 03 Dec 2008 Location: North East England Posts: 35 |
Traveling back from Scotland last week, I knew there were major road works on the A80 in Cumbernauld, so I picked a suggested route which avoided the area. As I left the M80 the sat nav told me the rest of the journey would take 2h 3mins, which is about right. Anyway after following the suggested route across country for about 25 mins I checked again, and now I only had 2h 38mins to go! As soon as I hit the M8 I let my internal map take over. |
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17th May 2009 3:30 pm |
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ad210358 Member Since: 12 Oct 2008 Location: Here and There Posts: 7464 |
Yesterday mine was telling me to do lefts then right when I knew straight on would be better, went in to options and unmarked the TMC option since then it has been fine. if the TMC option is highlighted the sat nav automatically tries to route you round problems. Now I still have the TMC announcements and I can then choose to find another route should I want to. p****d off with a Digital Keyboard Warrior |
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19th May 2009 5:06 pm |
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WGG1848 Member Since: 01 Apr 2009 Location: Lancashire Posts: 136 |
Do we get any software updates or new disks to the sat nav; to rectify what is at present a completely useless piece of equipment? |
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22nd May 2009 7:04 pm |
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ad210358 Member Since: 12 Oct 2008 Location: Here and There Posts: 7464 |
You can get new discs, but I have done and it still gives daft routes and if the papers are to be believed after next year they will be obsolete due to the satellites failing. p****d off with a Digital Keyboard Warrior |
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26th May 2009 5:55 pm |
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npinks Member Since: 28 Jun 2007 Location: Ls25 Posts: 20090 |
my new disc did update software or so it said on the screen
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26th May 2009 7:50 pm |
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