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Lightwater Member Since: 21 Aug 2014 Location: Sydney Northern Beaches Posts: 4906 |
You definitely have to send a roll of paper.
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5th Mar 2020 10:20 am |
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Lightwater Member Since: 21 Aug 2014 Location: Sydney Northern Beaches Posts: 4906 |
Possom trap, could have one next to the dunny!
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5th Mar 2020 10:26 am |
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Largered Member Since: 10 Jul 2016 Location: UK Posts: 1978 |
Norfolk way, going to have to use The Daily Mail ....... |
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5th Mar 2020 2:14 pm |
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congoblue Member Since: 28 Dec 2019 Location: Hull Posts: 146 |
A Darwin-based newspaper has printed a special 8-page pullout section for, er, sanitary use
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5th Mar 2020 2:42 pm |
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Largered Member Since: 10 Jul 2016 Location: UK Posts: 1978 |
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5th Mar 2020 2:51 pm |
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Boxbrownie Member Since: 17 Mar 2019 Location: Looe Posts: 2053 |
Mrs BB just back from a hair thingy/cut/do......on the way home popped in for some booze (we take this Coronavirus seriously) and loo rolls gone, anti bac soap gone (might as well use normal soap anyway as anti bac does nothing against the virus) not sure about bottled water, what is that for anyway, we have taps in our house. Actually a few shots of vodka in a small spray bottle will work perfectly as a hand cleanser against the virus, but then you may well be tempted to suck your fingers afterwards Regards David Lovely i6 has now gone, but not me...... Please let me know if anything in my post offends you, as I may wish to offend you again...... |
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5th Mar 2020 4:50 pm |
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MotionInc Member Since: 17 Jun 2019 Location: North America Posts: 1355 |
[quote=Boxbrownie]Actually a few shots of vodka in a small spray bottle will work perfectly as a hand cleanser against the virus, but then you may well be tempted to suck your fingers afterwards [/quote]
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5th Mar 2020 5:35 pm |
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Boxbrownie Member Since: 17 Mar 2019 Location: Looe Posts: 2053 |
Absinthe then? Regards
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5th Mar 2020 5:41 pm |
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MotionInc Member Since: 17 Jun 2019 Location: North America Posts: 1355 |
^^^^^^Yes, yes, really bad for your eyes!!! |
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5th Mar 2020 5:45 pm |
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Boxbrownie Member Since: 17 Mar 2019 Location: Looe Posts: 2053 |
JEEZ NO......don’t use it as eye wash
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5th Mar 2020 6:26 pm |
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Lightwater Member Since: 21 Aug 2014 Location: Sydney Northern Beaches Posts: 4906 |
Now we know where all the toilet paper is.
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6th Mar 2020 4:23 am |
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Lightwater Member Since: 21 Aug 2014 Location: Sydney Northern Beaches Posts: 4906 |
Morrison's $1b health fund will target marginal seats. Also known as the Coronarorts! Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!
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6th Mar 2020 7:24 am |
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Largered Member Since: 10 Jul 2016 Location: UK Posts: 1978 |
Stop the 'High Five' ........ it spreads germs.
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6th Mar 2020 9:35 am |
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Dave47 Member Since: 31 Aug 2014 Location: Margate Kent Posts: 1333 |
I expect you'll be auctioning these soon DAVE. |
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6th Mar 2020 5:09 pm |
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