I was working on the farm today and the dog ran into the shed , it had a note pinned to its collar, The kitchen hob had run out of gas so Mrs G sent a note via dogmail for me to put the spare gas bottle on  At work
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Thats on a section isnt it  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
Stornoway Grey with Ebony Black Pleather, Clear Indicators, Body Side Mouldings etc.

,it should be in a section, LR Freelander2 2,2 Td4 HSE manuel Stornaway Grey (Metallic) & Ebony Black Leather & Sun/Moon-roof & Bi-Xenon & Roof Rails & Tow bar & Body side rubbing strips & Cold climate pack & Privacy glass & NavTeq . Production Date: 11/5-2007 in Halewood.

Sorry, but I have changed to Defender 90 ", and I love my" tractor ".
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anything can be posted in the OT section theys ways it call off topic

Better that than having 3 or 4 OT sections like Disco3

If my parents dog was sent to do the same, they would have to invent another way of sending the dogs run off messgae  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Paws for thourght!

A good tail!

I hope you collared her later!

Why get a dog and then have to bark yourself!

Better stop there...........

AndyC wrote:

Thats on a section isnt it

take a deep breath and just relax, feel the tensions flood out of your body. At work
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Or get a dog, just the best stress relief possible. He who dies with the most tools wins!

Carnoch wrote:

Paws for thourght!

A good tail!

I hope you collared her later!

Why get a dog and then have to bark yourself!

Better stop there...........

At least the dog didn't have to tell you 'Come quick! Someone's fallen down the old disused mineshaft and is lying hurt at the bottom!' in woofs

- Dick

she tried sending the dog to the butchers with a note saying two steaks please, not such a good idea in hindsight  At work
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How to wash a toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Yours Sincerely,

The Dog. At work
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Its a known fact that farmers have little respect for animals. The last posts just confirn this
Ban all farmers from the forum  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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let your toilet get dirty then. no skin off my nose  At work
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next: "how to wash a caravan ?"

requirements: CG in a fluffy overall.
procedure: similar as mentioned above.

trying to get me in a caravan would be very difficult and painful so I will just stand outside it and blast water in thru the window if you dont mind (using a 600l/minute irrigation pump ) At work
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