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npinks



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I just sat there whilst the artist did all the work Whistle

Some modeling jobs are worth it

















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Post #36562 7th Feb 2009 12:58 pm
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Re: Snow Job

Hey Nick,

three hours in the cold making your snow sculpture and STILL your missus didn't get the hint Wink 

Post #36566 7th Feb 2009 2:12 pm
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npinks wrote:
I just sat there whilst the artist did all the work Whistle

Some modeling jobs are worth it


didnt the fellow kneeling get cold legs? At work
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npinks



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Laughing no but had trouble finding it with the cold weather Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis
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chicken george



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my new van arrived today Laughing
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Post #36803 9th Feb 2009 7:36 pm
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AndyC



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Competition is never far away Laughing 2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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Post #36816 9th Feb 2009 9:15 pm
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biggest tit! Laughing


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Post #36817 9th Feb 2009 9:21 pm
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Post #36826 10th Feb 2009 6:46 am
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Snap.....looks like that despite the economic downturn this guy is churning out new vehicles
 

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chicken george



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Ok anyone else want a truck Ive got plenty Laughing
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'Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?' asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.

The assistant looked at him and asked: 'Are you Irish?'

'If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?' demanded the Irishman indignantly. 'Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?'

Then, warming to his theme, he went on, 'Or if I asked you for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? would ya? would ya?'

The assistant said: 'Well, no.'

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear. 'And if I asked you for frog's legs, would you ask me if I was French?' 'What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?'

'Well no, I probably wouldn't.' conceded the assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, 'Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?'

The assistant replied: 'Because you're in Homebase.'
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