Looking to head over to our local Subaru dealership at some point to help my sister with a potential purchase of a run of the mill Impreza. So I decided to check out the website and they've decided on some tongue in cheek humour for cars in the other manufacturers section

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If there is any excuse at all get a drive of a Cosworth Kitted BRZ, the only 2 wheel drive car Subaru build, not as a serious choice, just for your personal enjoyment She won't go far with Subaru quality, and the service costs are not crazy either,plus there is a 5 year warranty on the powertrain. If the Impreza is available with "Eyesight " it's worth every penny .


I presume that they also distribute Isuzu trucks looking at the number of 20 year old battered Landy farmers cars they have second hand. Most Scooby dealers are Isuzu as well as they have the same importer. A mate of mine called in this week, her boyfriend is a gamekeeper for somebody very rich and famous. She turned up in his D-Max Utah, you can understand why the Defender was past it's sell by date when you see things like that available.

Good luck getting your sister over to the dark side  2009 GS Auto Zermatt Silver - Sold June 21 after 10 years of ownership

2016 Subaru Outback SE 2.0 diesel SE Premium Lineartronic Sold 2024 after 8 years and 80k miles . Best Car I ever owned !

2023 Toyota Hilux invincible X 2.8 Auto .

I'll bear that in mind  LL.B (Hons) - University of Derby
LOT (Lord of Time) - University of Gallifrey

Very funny adverts, although some of the adverts are a bit cocky for a dealer selling Sub Barrows...

PS:The last time that I drove my then Director's Impreza WRX (about two years old at the time), it had an interior air of quality that could only be matched by my first every company "car", a 1983 Nissan Sunny van!