Lightwater wrote:

768will wrote:

Don't know why you're so easy on them

A few nights ago on another one of these relentless cooking porn programs they were showing how to prepare (slice up) & cook testicles!..... Just a thought! Could be another procedural step before 'Quartering', while still attached, if the slicing is done longitudinally!

Obviously rolled in salt as pointed out in step 2!

Personally would I prefer to rub the nasty little person liberally with my own brand of hot chilly oil applied with stinging nettles, after the 1/4ing and keelhauling just so you have the correct depth of " burn" not quite to asphyxiation point but enough to allow deep breaths into the lungs so a prolonged scream can be heard several planets away...




(I am on the Sadists forum arn,t I ???? )  Wales
Were the mud is thicker, and the ruts are deeper.
(And we have the water to wash it off, and more on the way..! )
Sd4 and chrome Ar*e piece, Auto box for best fun
09 Xs Gone
12 xs Gone
HSE with Leather seats and 4 years warrenty.. staying for now !

I had a vertical dent put into my passenger door, obviously caused by another car door being opened into mine. It was a week before my X3 was being changed so was gutted! Luckily I was recommended to a mobile dent repair man who came to my home and sorted it out, took 1.5 hours and left me £125 lighter, he said whoever had opened their door onto mine done so with such force it must have dented the edge of their door (hopefully!!!!). Needless to say I always park well away from everyone else in my new X3 now and when I return to my car if someone is parked close I take a photo of their car and its closeness to mine and check for damage. Now - 2017 BMW X3 M Sport Carbon Black
Gone - 2014 BMW X3 M Sport Space Grey, faultless!
Gone - 2011 Freelander 2 SD4 HSE Bali Blue with xenons
Gone - 2008 Freelander 2 TD4 HSE Rimini Red with bodykit

HappyNomad wrote:

Similar to OP, our car was clobbered yesterday. Tesco car park, the car was unoccupied but my wife was approaching it when a lady pulled into the next bay rather too fast.

Front bumper smashed, valance scuffed andmisshapen, wing creased, n/s front alloy seriously disfigured and a cut tyre sidewall with a chunk taken out the sidewall/tread by the bumper as it wedged into the tread. Not pretty at all.

Our insurance is on the case, the FL2 has already gone to the body shop and a Ford Edge auto delivered as a courtesy car.

The third party has since indicated that she wants to bypass her insurer and pay for the repairs directly but I suspect the cost of it all will be rather high.

" but not while my FL2 is everything I need in a car."



....... are you forgetting the Freelander 2 ....... was designed by Ford engineers. 'Olde' Land Rover engineers I am told ....played no part in it.

I attended the private launch in Gaydon ...... and spoke with Heads of Department for each part of the design.

...... further I was invited to Halewood to see the Freelander 2 being built on the production line.