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Yorky Bob Member Since: 28 Apr 2015 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4561 |
Oh dear
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6th Dec 2016 12:57 pm |
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jules Member Since: 13 Dec 2007 Location: The Wilds of Warwickshire Posts: 4937 |
the final insult has to be the snow plough belatedly turning up and adding to the chaos Jules |
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6th Dec 2016 1:19 pm |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13289 |
At work
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7th Dec 2016 4:36 pm |
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Yorky Bob Member Since: 28 Apr 2015 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4561 |
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14th Dec 2016 1:01 pm |
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Milothedog Member Since: 14 Dec 2014 Location: South London Posts: 446 |
I would like to share a personal experience with my forum family about drinking and driving over the coming days.
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15th Dec 2016 12:26 pm |
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Still Lost in France Member Since: 28 May 2015 Location: Brittany Posts: 257 |
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15th Dec 2016 8:38 pm |
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Jimboland Member Since: 06 Dec 2015 Location: Northants Posts: 733 |
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16th Dec 2016 11:33 am |
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Past master Member Since: 30 Jun 2010 Location: Isle of Ely Posts: 2710 |
A few old favourites from my uncle in Canada. Merry Christmas all!
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23rd Dec 2016 4:26 pm |
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mcsimmo Member Since: 01 Feb 2016 Location: North of the South Posts: 734 |
Updated- Waiting for a Scotland v England 6 Nations home win. 24th Feb 2018
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23rd Dec 2016 4:47 pm |
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RealBeale Member Since: 13 Jun 2016 Location: Birmingham Great Barr Posts: 910 |
I see someone got a Tim Vine book for Christmas. |
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24th Dec 2016 12:57 am |
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taztastic Member Since: 03 Feb 2011 Location: North West Posts: 8652 |
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, No, this is my first time.
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30th Dec 2016 11:09 pm |
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Jimboland Member Since: 06 Dec 2015 Location: Northants Posts: 733 |
That joke reminds me of when I was explelled from boarding school after being caught in bed in the girls dorm with one of the girls. It was my first time but I was so excited that I couldn't wait to get the condom on so I went without it. Didn't take long, but just as well as the matron caught us just as I finished and demanded that we both get out of bed. So there was me and the gilrl in the altogether with her holding a sheet in front of her and the matron asked what we had got to say for ourselves and the girl said "It's all running down my leg"!!!
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1st Jan 2017 10:22 am |
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taztastic Member Since: 03 Feb 2011 Location: North West Posts: 8652 |
stolen without prejudice from Disco4
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1st Jan 2017 6:01 pm |
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chicken george Member Since: 05 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13289 |
What were you thinking LandRover
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3rd Jan 2017 12:49 pm |
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