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chicken george



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Ive decided what some of you do:-

AndyC. retired but used to be head of complaints at a broadband provider

Npinks. property miss-management and caravan club recruitment agent, with a saturday job at elland road involving wearing a balaclava and giving the visiting football fans a proper leeds welcome

Avtur. travels the world topping up the tanks on 747's - bought his FL2 with the points on his fuel loyalty card

Dave. Teaching something to somepeople somewhere- either way he wears a tweed jacket with worn leather elbow pads

Snappa. photographing things for the Argos catologue

Viking. raping and pillaging

Dick Barton. special agent

PA51 LEY. child minder and cake decorator

Christian 138. trained killer

Shilen. who knows?, does he?

Shar . crash test dummy At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

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Post #29284 16th Oct 2008 12:20 pm
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Re: jobs

chicken george wrote:
Ive decided what some of you do:-

AndyC. retired but used to be head of complaints at a broadband provider -
ALMOST CORRECT Rolling with laughter

Npinks. property miss-management and caravan club recruitment agent, with a saturday job at elland road involving wearing a balaclava and giving the visiting football fans a proper leeds welcome

Avtur. travels the world topping up the tanks on 747's - bought his FL2 with the points on his fuel loyalty card

Dave. Teaching something to somepeople somewhere- either way he wears a tweed jacket with worn leather elbow pads

Snappa. photographing things for the Argos catologue

Viking. raping and pillaging
NOT HEARD FROM HIM FOR A WHILE AND I WAS IN HIS NEIBOURHOOD THE OTHER DAY AND NO CASPIAN BLUE TO BE SEEN

Dick Barton. special agent

PA51 LEY. child minder and cake decorator

Christian 138. trained killer

Shilen. who knows?, does he?

Shar . crash test dummy

HOPE SHE SMAKES YOU IN THE FACE FOR CALLING HER THAT Thumbs Up 2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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Post #29285 16th Oct 2008 12:21 pm
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The Argos catalogue??!!!

Big Cry You have found out my unachievable dream Big Cry Big Cry

Post #29289 16th Oct 2008 2:15 pm
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Npinks. property miss-management and caravan club recruitment agent, with a saturday job at elland road involving wearing a balaclava and giving the visiting football fans a proper leeds welcome


Very Close
Property Managements, as well as Property Insurance Brokering specialising in landlords Very Happy
I prefer Caravan Club Ambassador than Agent Cool

And i haven't bothered with LUFC in a while, since the champion League and a resent trip to Wembley for the atmosphere Not a good result Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

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Dave. Teaching something to somepeople somewhere- either way he wears a tweed jacket with worn leather elbow pads


Nowhere near Rolling Eyes

I'm an exotic dancer Cool ______________________
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Blimey that wasn't you in Private Eyes last Friday as it?? Shocked

In which case I want my tenner back. Whistle

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chicken george



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Dave wrote:
I'm an exotic dancer Cool



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Thanks for that CG.... Laughing Laughing but less of the dummy... Wink

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npinks wrote:
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Npinks. property miss-management and caravan club recruitment agent, with a saturday job at elland road involving wearing a balaclava and giving the visiting football fans a proper leeds welcome


Very Close
Property Managements, as well as Property Insurance Brokering specialising in landlords Very Happy
I prefer Caravan Club Ambassador than Agent Cool

And i haven't bothered with LUFC in a while, since the champion League and a resent trip to Wembley for the atmosphere Not a good result


Not to mention a thrashing by Peterborough United ( oh the shame ) 

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Re: jobs

chicken george wrote:
Ive decided what some of you do:-

AndyC. retired but used to be head of complaints at a broadband provider

Npinks. property miss-management and caravan club recruitment agent, with a saturday job at elland road involving wearing a balaclava and giving the visiting football fans a proper leeds welcome

Avtur. travels the world topping up the tanks on 747's - bought his FL2 with the points on his fuel loyalty card

Dave. Teaching something to somepeople somewhere- either way he wears a tweed jacket with worn leather elbow pads

Snappa. photographing things for the Argos catologue

Viking. raping and pillaging

Dick Barton. special agent

PA51 LEY. child minder and cake decorator

Christian 138. trained killer

Shilen. who knows?, does he?

Shar . crash test dummy


almost right I'm self taught  

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In which case I want my tenner back.


Bloody hell, I new someone was being grippy that night..........didn't realise it was YOU Shocked ______________________
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Shilen. who knows?, does he?


I'm a man of mystery! (I think I am?)

Post #29345 17th Oct 2008 10:54 am
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chicken george



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update:-

the doctor. works in tesco but tells the girl in the local night club that he's a doctor

pegleg. rolf harris impersonator

toeknee. cockle fisherman

twodogs . pimp

athlestan . hostage negotiator

Junior. bingo caller

xtattsbox. runs an ebay shop selling unmentionables

AD56876676696 lay preacher

Mr strut. dance teacher At work
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winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

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