The ruder the better. Going to a charity quiz tonight hosted by one of the Egghead TV quiz team. Best I can think of at the moment is Smegheads. Or, as there's lots of ladies in our team I'm thinking of the clitorus allsorts' but that might get me beat up. Any suggestions?

How about......

Team Fact Hunt


Steve

The Menstrual Cycle Display Team

Periodicals
The munters
Willyless wonders

Any could get you battered though  FL2 Metropolis, Loire Blue, ebony/ivory

Shame you're not from Norfolk

Norfolk King Clues

Or Norfolk Enhancers. p****d off with a Digital Keyboard Warrior

shaving Ryan's Private

Mike Hunt (especially if the quiz master is female) The winner is Mike Hunt!! Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Menopause masters and him, him there called Steve, you know who you are

banister breaks and the mouse riders Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

We went as the chocolate doggers on account of we all have chocolate cocker spaniels. It was a very hard, highbrow quiz. There were 70 teams of 10. At the end they read out the top ten and the bottom one and we were in neither so somewhere in between. Raised thousands for St Francis Hospice so all good.

St Francis Hospice is a very fine place. Sadly my mother in law died there but they looked after her, and us, so very well and with great professionalism. There is another (perhaps less important) reason that I'll always remember St. Francis though.

My daily routine had settled into going to St Francis early-ish in the morning, go home at lunch time to take the dog out and then go back until the evening when I'd go home for the night. Two or three days prior to her passing, I left the hospice in the evening to go home whilst my wife stayed at the hospice with her mum and...

On the way towards Ongar, a deer ran / leapt out from the hedgerow in front of my pride & joy first Mercedes and I hit it full on and wrecked the entire front of the car. Funny thing is, if it wasn't for the ABS I might have slid in a straight line and just missed the animal instead of trying to steer round it and hitting it. The deer was very badly injured and to be euthanased sadly.

The car a bit of a distance ahead of me (tail lights visible at the point of the incident) turned round and came back and the lady driver said, "When your lights disappeared I knew something bad had happened". A very thoughtful and helpful lady indeed as I sat in the wreckage quite shaken up.

A seriously good cause Steve D. Locally we have St Clares which we support as we can.