Just raised & posted the equivlant over on the D3 site and thought I'd give you the benefit also.

Ok, from various images lurking around this forum I can see that dress code has got a bit sloppy over my sabbatical year (and I really do question how Martin and the mods have tolerated this)!
Come on chaps you drive a Land Rover Freelander and you need to dress with a bit more respect to the brand.
So just for starters I've compiled a list.
Now I'm not telling you 'what to wear' just some tips on 'what not to wear', so I'm sure you'll have enough clothes left in your wardrobe to comply.

Track suits (they're for slobs - yes, even on a Sunday morn)
Lumberjack shirts (though small check are acceptable)
Anything with camouflage in it (unless worn on HM force duties)
Short sleeved shirts (especially dress shirts - and definitely not with a tie)
Anything with 'Adidas' stripes up the legs and/or arms.
Training shoes (unless your actively training)
Sports wear of any type/sort - yes, that includes golf (unless indulging in given sport)
Shooting wear (unless you're shooting some defenceless little animal - but it's not really clever!)
Anything with the colour pink on a man (though half acceptable if your a cross dresser)
Anything with a Pringle, Burberry or Damart label (and includes ALL sports labels)
Pyjamas (unless you're hospitalised)
Gold chains ( it's so 80's - sorry Geoff)
Moustaches (especially on ladies)
Come-overs, curly hair, gingers (unless your Scottish), long hair (c'mon your not a woman anymore)
Surf style bracelets & necklaces on anyone who doesn't surf
Rapper 'upright front' skip caps
Cardigans ( or any woollen wear with a zip or buttons up the front)
Jerkins ( unless on a burger - oh, that's gherkins.)
Anything with a hood on it (unless it's an outdoor jacket.)
Woman's clothes (c'mon, the clue is in the title, they're not meant for you)
Onesies (what were you thinking about!)
Suspenders (absolutely fine on a sexy woman - but not for holding up your ankle socks)
Fig leafs ( they're so last BC - unless on your fine lady)
Bare tops (unless your lying on a beach, but not down the High street or Tescos - obviously no restrictions apply to women)


If you own any of the above, repent now and do the honourable thing by using this list to clear out your wardrobe and give to charity.
But word of warning: ensure that your chosen charity does not ship out to Eastern European countries, as they'll only find their way back to the UK on the backs of undesirables.

Anyway, this is all I can think about through breakfast, I'll add to the list as I start to wake up, though do feel free to add your own - but warning, it must not conflict with my views.

btw, you don't need to thank me, I'm just doing what needs to be done to get you all back to being respectable Land Rover Freelander drivers.

[oh and yes, I compiled this, it's not a cut n paste job from tinternet.] Wink FL2 now gone and have a couple of items left for sale:-

Brodit active iPhone holder + Brodit dash clip,
Bluetooth Music Streaming Module.

You forgot to add any Caravan Driver apparel to the list.....  Foraging near Gaydon....
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Pinkies f'd then  At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Nowt wrong with a bit of pink

Work shirts, polo shirts have been known to have it, I'm not scared of been seen in a bit of pink

I've had chats with loads of very nice people very very nice people ! wearing them

Spent my morning wandering round in sport shorts t shirt and flip flops Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

You didn't see the bit about 'shooting gear' then Nick

Now ducking for cover as you get your shooters out.  FL2 now gone and have a couple of items left for sale:-

Brodit active iPhone holder + Brodit dash clip,
Bluetooth Music Streaming Module.

I'm not scared of being seen in anything



even LIDL

npinks wrote:

Nowt wrong with a bit of pink

Work shirts, polo shirts have been known to have it, I'm not scared of been seen in a bit of pink

I've had chats with loads of very nice people very very nice people ! wearing them

Spent my Saturday nights wandering round leeds in leather shorts

 At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race