An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans,

... Walk into a fine restaurant.


"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group.


"You can't come in here without a Thai


Bill T Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

Keep 'em coming Bill lad
By the way, the Stoke goalkeeper Jack Butland has his car nicked shortly after playing Liverpool last weekend.
It's a AUDI RS5, BLUE, SILVER TRIM AND MIRRORS, REG BJ62 UOK
Let me know if you spot it Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.

Will do although if it is not the other side of the river it will be in bits by now on Fleabay.

Bill Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

Hey Bill What about the Manx man? Tangiers Orange - gone, missing her
Replaced by Ewok what a mistake - now a happy Disco Sport owner

He is working in the kitchen preparing the CG chicken.

Bill Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

quality food that,, go buy some now

wife kids and a RRS to support.


heres another joke,, my wife just bought the kids a drum set Is she quite mad? At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Ginger Baker provides lessons on CG's family new drum kit......................



Admin note: this post has had its images recovered from a money grabbing photo hosting site and reinstated  Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.

With Uncle Albert playing

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey. MY 09 GS manual in Lago Grey, Wood Co arm rest and side bumper strips - now sold.

MY 15 SD4 SE Auto Orkney Grey with colour coded Bumper Door Mouldings

Billy was at school this morning in the English countryside and the
teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the
typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of
industry
etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked
him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go
out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little
Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
embarrassed to say."

Tenet,
Brilliant
Didn't 'alf make me titter Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.

A clairvoyant dwarf has escaped from prison.

Police say there is a small medium at large.






I caught my wife drawing patterns in her probiotic drink.




I've warned her before about dabbling in the Yakult

Bill T Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

David Moyes has promised fans of Manchester United that they will be in a major European competition next year...

even if he has to write the song himself.

Bill. Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

UKIP shipping forecast

https://m.soundcloud.com/nicholas-pegg/ukip-shipping-forecast At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

I was beaten up in the elevator this morning


I was on the elevator this morning minding my own business when this lovely girl entered.

As I was staring at her boobs, she said to me, "Would you please press 1..?"

So I did......................