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Kola's Kab



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The Rules Of Christmas 2013 (Just for fun!)

Mrs KK is working away this week, returning Friday PM for the Christmas/ new year period, cant wait!

This will be pasted on the kitchen door for her return........ any additions or suggestions most welcome!

(btw only the names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent!)


THE RULES OF CHRISTMAS 2013

BUCKS FIZZ WILL BE SERVED IN BED CHRISTAMS EVE, DAY, & BOXING DAY

ALL EVENING MEALS TO BE TAKEN IN THE DINING ROOM 22ND DEC - 2ND JAN INCLUSIVE (NO 'TRAY MEALS' IN FRONT OF TV!)

Mr KK IS ALLOWED TO HELP IN THE KITCHEN WHENEVER POSSIBLE

Mr KK IS BARMAN/DRINKS WAITER THROUGHOUT CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR

CHAMPANGE IS AVAILIABLE AT ALL TIMES, ON REQUEST

Mr KK IS NOT ALLOWED TO GET DRUNK……UNLESS Mrs KK ALREADY IS!

Mrs KK IS TO DRESS/ UNDRESS EACH EVENING (HER CHOICE;-)

WEARING A DRESS ON CHRISTMAS DAY IS A NON-OPTION!

WE MUST BOTH WALK THE DOGS ON CHRISTMAS DAY (JUST LIKE 19**Wink

Mrs KK IS BANNED FROM HOOVERING OR DUSTING

ALL WASHING UP IS TO BE DONE BY THE DISHWASHER – NO EXCEPTIONS! Kola is the big solid black German Shepherd, Dobbie is.......a breed you've never heard of......yet;)
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I hope you're going to post a pic of you in your dress on Xmas day walking the dogs. Should give the neighbours something to talk about!
Post #211416 18th Dec 2013 3:13 pm
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The item before that also could provoke great interest in the local area. Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!
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Bucks fizz in bed Very Happy
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Post #211523 19th Dec 2013 8:50 pm
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