Just washed the car.

Leave it for an hour in a row of cars.

Just come back and there is seagull crap all over it from the grille to the bonnet, roof, sunroof, wings etc etc.
I mean are they aiming for me or what?
Cars either side of me not touched.

It's not fair

Bloody rats wi wings

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snappa wrote:

Just washed the car.

Leave it for an hour in a row of cars.

Just come back and there is seagull crap all over it from the grille to the bonnet, roof, sunroof, wings etc etc.
I mean are they aiming for me or what?
Cars either side of me not touched.

It's not fair

Bloody rats wi wings

No, no, no, snappa you got it all wrong - Its Bats that are Rats with wings. Seagulls are pretty white magestic flying creatures that elighten our world with thier song, grace, beauty and crap

Bet you car is black they always seem to crap on that colour first (I wonder why that is)  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
Stornoway Grey with Ebony Black Pleather, Clear Indicators, Body Side Mouldings etc.

Bombing is laser guided thesedays so seagulls must have upgreaded.
Don't be upset I had this problem with all my cars. If it was not bird crap it was rain and muflapless cars.
See the bright side FL2 lookks better dirty- it not like a ............... name it yoursef. FREELANDER 2 TD4 SE (XS UK) IZMIR BLUE SIDE STEPS COLD PACK BI-XENON TINTED WINDOWS - AND PROUD OF HER

AndyC wrote:

Bet you car is black they always seem to crap on that colour first (I wonder why that is)

there you go the grey boys are causing trouble yet again . Yet somehow I bet I get the blame
Ps. snappas fl2 is a lovely distinctly un-grey silver, an excellent choice for those not cool enough for black! At work
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AndyC wrote:

snappa wrote:

Just washed the car.

Bet you car is black they always seem to crap on that colour first (I wonder why that is)

That is why I ordered mine in white.  Coming soon: LR2 HSE; Alaska White; Nav; Premium Sound; Bluetooth; Lighting Package

Yeah cos seagull poop is white right?

Nah it's a greasy, mouldy, orrible colour.
And thanks to being baked on by the uncharacteristic sun for a few hours was a to shift.

CG I'll give you a pound for every one you shoot. Little Black bag robbing rats wi wings they are.....


All nice n clean now. Till tomorrow.

yikes. was just a joke Coming soon: LR2 HSE; Alaska White; Nav; Premium Sound; Bluetooth; Lighting Package

It's ok Ive calmed down now.

"What's that mother? Yes I'm going to kill them. Kill them all"
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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bless him he's Scottish, they dont understand the real world  At work
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Not Scottish, just hate seagulls

Pigeons will do the same. But then pigeons are like politicians. Before elections they eat from your plam and after election they crap on you. Seagulls must have learned.
If aircraft learn will'll be in trouble. Just imagine the of 100+ passangers hitting your car. Now this would be WWII mass bombing.
If the seagulls where satisfyed with the outcome of their mssion then you can relax a bt. Just don't wash your car as this will most certainly have consequences.
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do any Scots at all live in Aberdeen? At work
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Nah they all moved out and went to live in England