Copied this from RRSport, sorry Dan @Duckworths.

Any annoyances you can think of? I can think of one big one.......the wife.

Dust and bird bombs on the car in summer.....it's nice weather, it's a clean car, leave it alone!!

....and....

Idiots that come and park next to you when you've parked out of the way of everyone else with spaces all around you.....why?!  2013 FL2 - Black Edition Auto
2013 FL2 - Black Edition Manual GONE!
Founder of the 'Microscopic LR Spoiler Badge Club'
Destroyer of chrome rears.....

When Land Rovers are called JEEPS.

lack of air con  Sophie Alltoft

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There being no new posts in "Forum Humour". Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!

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aircon machines that are only powerful enough to cool the inside of a envelope and not my office Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Hopefully this thread will continue with regular posts like the joke thread, and give us a laugh!

people who buy imported chicken  At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

People who s..l..a..g.. off HSE's
&
When other drivers don't feel they need to signal on roundabouts
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The misses wanting to drive my car to go shopping so she doesn't have to park her one in the busy car parks  BETTER looking half of the famous Twinlanders
The wanna be other half - http://www.freel2.com/forum/member-carriec.html

People who pull out in front of you and drive and 20mph forcing you to brake.

Walking behind old people in the supermarket playing the 'which way will they go' lottery game

People who get to the front of a queue and haven't got their money ready
People who are late
People who use phrases like "touch base", "blue sky thinking" and "outside the box"
Holiday prices in school holidays
Middle aged men giving each other 'high fives'
Anyone appearing on Jeremy Kyle, including Jeremy Kyle !
Rattles or squeaks in my car
My wife using my wallet as an ATM because she "hasn't had a chance to get to the bank"
Jeremy Vine (I am not against all people called Jeremy)
Drivers (usually Honda or Volvo) who wear a hat in the car
Parents evenings at school


Thanks Chris...I feel better now. _________________
Gone - 2010 Rimini XS

HGV's overtaking HGV'S

Standoff at a mini roundabout where everyone is giving way to each other. Someone has to go but then usually more than one goes at once.

Cyclists who choose to ride side by side making it impossible to overtake without a head on collision  LL.B (Hons) - University of Derby
LOT (Lord of Time) - University of Gallifrey

I'm a bus driver, everything irritates me

Elderly passengers that ask for me to wait until seated before moving off, not a problem, then they stand and talk to there friends about the bingo

Parking in bus stops, as the above passengers, moan at me because I'm not at the kerb.

Owners not cleaning up after their dog

Drivers who sit at 40mph, whether the speed limit is 20 or 70

I think I better stop  21MY Defender 90 S 3.0 D200

Cyclists who rant and rave about the devil car drivers, then ignore red lights, footpaths, human beings and anything else they want...

Old people who suddenly stop be in the car or even on foot and point / look at the sky, trees, pavement, lamppost, Mavis and or anything apart from what they are supposed to be doing...

People who rush to get out of a junction just ahead of you, then drive like miss daisy...

Anyone watching, admitting to watching, talking about Jeremy Kyle or indeed any of the dead beats who appear on it....

Supermarket petrol stations, I mean, come on, why sell all that crap in the pay for fuel shop when the whole frecking supermarket is just next door?