Hi,

You need to be old enough to have worked on some (now) classic British cars to appreciate this!.........

http://www3.telus.net/bc_triumph_registry/smoke.htm

The Q & A Section contains some very funny stuff......even LR's get a mention about half-way down!

Enjoy! Kola is the big solid black German Shepherd, Dobbie is.......a breed you've never heard of......yet;)

Lucas prince of darkness

 Phil...
2007 TD4 HSE Stornoway Grey
1969 Series 2a now gone

He he....

T Terran



'The' Car For The Modern Day UK Roads ( ie all the pot holes )

'A Freelander that leaks oil is just marking its territory' - Wise words

Now a member of the FL2 'Silly Bill' Club

When I was a teenager, working on old British motorbikes, we needed two types of replacement smoke. Ariel Leaders/Arrows or Villiers-engined machines used a much darker, oily variety that was only available through two-stroke outlets. Old four stroke engines used the normal grey/blue variety.  Ours - 2008 Stornoway Grey HSE Auto
Tricia's - 2006 Royal Blue Beetle Cabriolet Auto
Mine - 2014 Vespa GTS 300 Super Sport Matt Black
Ours - 2007 White Bailey Pageant Champagne

I used to work for Lucas for a long long time.
Never used one of these contraptions and wouldn't dream of doing so either Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.