Dave... Alright there John,have a good trip down?

John. Great cheers mate must have had 50 car behind me at one point the fire engine at the back of the line was so impressed it put on its blues and twos.

You?

Dave. Not so good It got a bit windy so I had to buy a stabilizer arm £180, then I backed the fl2 into the caravan drawbar and cracked me bumper

John Wheres Gordon?

Dave Oh he had a van tyre blow out on the A1 wont be here for hours

John Another pint Dave?

Dave . Nah i've got to go put up the awning, extra pegs mind its going to be windy , Dont want a repeat of last years wind damage that cost me £350.

Beep beep

Dave Ah its a text from CG he's in the Piazza Vecchia ,Bergamo , sipping frizzanti enjoying the sun while the restaurant prepares his Tagliere di antipasti.
Says the jet2 flights cost next to nothing but he nearly missed his flight because a c van had a flat on the A1 and blocked half the road.

John Oh yeah pasta! we where supposed to be having spaghetti tonight but we forgot to pack the tin opener.

Dave. Anyway I'm off to bed its been a busy 3 days getting the van ready for the trip,not that Ill sleep much on that bed ,and with the wind blowing the van all night.

Do forgive me my vaner friends couldn't resist

as usual cg spot on  07my Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Baltic Blue,Privacy Glass,Ebony black leather,Land rover detachable towbar,S/S Side bars,Climair wind deflectors,Bramble Rash,

CG seems to know so much about caravans I'm beginning to suspect he might be a closet vanner! How can carbon have a footprint, it has no feet?
Now driving - RRE Coupe Dynamic Lux Auto with Plus pack, Fuji White, Ebony, SD4 with tow pack
Gone - 2010MY FFRR TDv8 Stornoway and Ivory, Privacy - the pace of a TDv8 RRS, the incomparable grace of a Range Rover
Gone but will be missed- RRS Tdv8 HSE Stornoway Grey with Ebony Leather
Gone (only a little missed) RRS Tdv6 2.7SE Giverny Green/Aspen
Defender 90 County HT in Epsom Green

npinks: Better light the BBQ and put the chicken on to colour before I add the beautiful chicken tikki massala, and better crack open a bottle or 10 of Perroni I feel a up coming on

Mrs np: the little ones asleep now, where my Pinio Grigio and deck chair

npinks: MMMMmmm nice food that, nice beer great company and i put the corner steadies down a little extra tonight love

Mrs Np: Good'sh bottle'sh of wine them'sh was'ssshhh

npinks: the DON'T COME A KNOCKING IF THE VANS ROCKINGm signs in the window

THE MORNING AFTER......

OOoooo Got a txt from CG

Chicken Saw Arse wrote:

Can you go feed the chickens, Jet2 won't let me on the plane as i am Sh ing everywhere it must have been that dodgy Tagliere di antipasti that Stavros made me

My rings piece is like a blood orange, see you sooooooon

Land Rover's next model - Freecamper1  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
Stornoway Grey with Ebony Black Pleather, Clear Indicators, Body Side Mouldings etc.

well at least you put chicken on the bbq, cheers

Pinkerton puts the corner steadies down a little extra tonight, who said romance was dead?