can't beat a good works night out,

the next working day when everyone stops and looks at you when you walk in could be thrown in though  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Now, what else is there? Yes, I know:

Lager.
Useless built in satnavs.
MINI Countrymans.
BMW 1 Series.
BMW 3 Series.
MG6's
Fox hunting.
BMW X5's (is there a theme developing here?)
Boots where the laces are left undone.
Trousers that don't cover underpants.
Teenagers and mobile phones.
Soft cheese.
Moldy cheese.
The Daily Mail.
People who read the Daily Mail.
The Daily Express.
(See above)
Nose studs.
Cheek studs.
Tongue studs.
Nipple, vaginal and penis studs (Thank you Athelstan!)
Stone cladding (though this is marginally preferable to any of the above when glued to people!)
Mobile phones with so many gadgets that they become completely useless as phones.
Honda CX500 Customs.
Letters that end "If I can be of any further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me", where the writer has singularly failed to be of any assistance at all.
Spam fritters.
Queuing to get to a Post Office counter.
Getting to the Post Office counter.
Small dogs that yap.
Pretentious nouvelle cuisine.
Rubbish chips.
Honda CB250N's
Every manufacturer of vacuum cleaners that turned down Dyson's designs and now rips them off.
Mothers that hold their toddler in one arm and a cigarette in the other.
Who ever dreamed up of the return of Dallas.
Matt Smith as Doctor Who.
People who work in Sales Prevention departments.
Cheap mattresses.
Passwords for everything.
Useless hand driers in public toilets.
Low profile tyres on 4x4's.
Every 4x4 where there was a perfectly good Land Rover product that could have been bought instead.
Useless road dressing.
Tomato Ketchup sachets.
Passenger side front head restraints that help you to crash when pulling out of junctions (thank you Land Rover!)
Nasty sliced bread.
Tesco Value individual swiss rolls.
Plastic double glazing in nice old houses.
Sunday shopping.
In fact, shopping in general.
Sandwiches packed in clingfilm.
Chuggers
Tobacco company Representatives.
Whaling.


I'll be back when I can think of a properly comprehensive list

Last edited by Tigger on 4th Sep 2012 7:34 pm. Edited 2 times in total

Tesco value individual Swiss rolls

Tigger you missed out nipple, vaginal and penis studs on your list.

Her Ladyship treats many youngsters whose decorative trinkets have gone somewhat septic

athelstan wrote:

Tigger you missed out nipple, vaginal and penis studs on your list.

Her Ladyship treats many youngsters whose decorative trinkets have gone somewhat septic

So sorry that I should have overlooked that rather obvious one. I shall correct the list!

taztastic wrote:

Tesco value individual Swiss rolls

Actual size

Honda CB250N's and one piece leathers for road use:



It doesn't get any better than this!

Anything made by PIFCO

I also hate the daily mail and it's readers! And many more of your hates there tigger!

Also:
People that stick there Tom Tom to there in car sat nav, that really me off!

landy19840 wrote:

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People that stick there Tom Tom to there in car sat nav, that really me off!

I've tried that! It falls off!

Or RONCO

Or K-TEL. Remember them?!

J M L ..... !!!  Wales
Were the mud is thicker, and the ruts are deeper.
(And we have the water to wash it off, and more on the way..! )
Sd4 and chrome Ar*e piece, Auto box for best fun
09 Xs Gone
12 xs Gone
HSE with Leather seats and 4 years warrenty.. staying for now !

scrap men and opportunist thieves When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

Tigger wrote:

Or K-TEL. Remember them?!

certainly do I bolloxed the whole of my record collection in my teens using a K-tel record cleaner a sort of hand cranded scouring pad thing if i remember correctly! 2009 GS Auto Zermatt Silver - Sold June 21 after 10 years of ownership

2016 Subaru Outback SE 2.0 diesel SE Premium Lineartronic Sold 2024 after 8 years and 80k miles . Best Car I ever owned !

2023 Toyota Hilux invincible X 2.8 Auto .