For me (at the moment...)

1. For the year 2013, people saying "two thousand and thirteen" rather than the much better "twenty thirteen"
2. People who park so far onto the pavement that you can't get past without walking in the road
3. "Lord" Sugar
4. The cult of celebrity. "Celebrities" who are only famous for being famous
5. Marks & Spencer jars of beetroot. Impossible to get at the contents without making a mess

Grrrrr!  ...

Be true to yourself. That way happiness lies...

but my pet hate (to the point of I'm glad I don't have a gun) is people who say,

"My bad".


Grrrr

predictably :-
caravans
old dears at shop counters who go through their huge leather purses looking for the exact change At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Public transport
Rice
Daily mail readers (racist in public so u don't have to be)

Dunroof

I wouldn't put anyone, anything or any notion into what is itself a silly notion

But perhaps you'd put this notion in?  ...

Be true to yourself. That way happiness lies...

Office politics (AKA backstabbing)
A lorry overtaking a lorry
People who turn left at a roundabout and don't indicate 60 plate SD4 XS, Stornoway Grey, Arm rest pack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly--gT1RJdk

...and...

laaaarrte, rathet than Latte
the inconsistency of gardening
people who treat economics as a science
alan carr
musical theatre (7 brides, south pacific etc etc)
utter cretinous ba rds who chuck litter in the street
cats (give me asthma...)
religion

that's it for now... grrrrrrrrr ...

Be true to yourself. That way happiness lies...

Coffee with Milk (laaaaartaaay )
coffee without milk or sugar (black + nasty.)
All form,s of TEA ( Indian , Chinese, floor sweepings)
Customer help departments (with or without people with less than 2 braincells)
All 0845,0844, and any other number you have to ring .and pay for the privilege of ringing them !!
CALL CENTERS based overseas that read from a script and those that can,t ..
Any form of Inane music while on hold or, Your call is important to us that is why you are on HOLD..! Wales
Were the mud is thicker, and the ruts are deeper.
(And we have the water to wash it off, and more on the way..! )
Sd4 and chrome Ar*e piece, Auto box for best fun
09 Xs Gone
12 xs Gone
HSE with Leather seats and 4 years warrenty.. staying for now !

Paul McCartney, McDonalds, Cigarettes. all are anti-social , do no good for your health , and have no place in the 21st Century. 2009 GS Auto Zermatt Silver - Sold June 21 after 10 years of ownership

2016 Subaru Outback SE 2.0 diesel SE Premium Lineartronic Sold 2024 after 8 years and 80k miles . Best Car I ever owned !

2023 Toyota Hilux invincible X 2.8 Auto .

Ramblers
Ecomentalists
"this vehicle is restricted to 50mph" - so why not set off later and keep up with the flow by going faster?
Carbon tax - it,s for the environment - just tax me and get on with it.
Did I mention ramblers?
Accountants who designs in the name of profit. Tangiers Orange - gone, missing her
Replaced by Ewok what a mistake - now a happy Disco Sport owner

Drivers who turn left at a roundabout: From the right hand lane! Aaaaaghhhhhh!

oh yes...

The Archers !
Being asked if I want a bar of chocolate for a pound in WH Smith every bloody time I buy a newspaper
Over-packaged goods ...

Be true to yourself. That way happiness lies...

George Orwell John
07 HSE Narvick Black
Land Rover Series One
Triumph Rocket 111 (sadly gone!)