Not all bargains come from the bay ad12345678910112131415, sometimes bargains come from good mates

But you how can you tell her, "Well here is my bumper, lucky they had a facelift bumper in my colour" which was really lucky considering LR had at the time stopped doing your colour three years prior, then saying "hows this for a bargain they had a spoiler in the same colour for nothing"

Simple, she hasn't a clue when in comes to Ebay or computers, She hasn't a jot of interest in anything technical, shes just getting to grips with the iPad after 6 months

Toeknee, you can rely on me. I'll tell Lynne that I sold to you the lens for 30 quid
Providing you slip me 50 quid beforehand  Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.

Pegleg wrote:

Toeknee, you can rely on me. I'll tell Lynne that I sold to you the lens for 30 quid
Providing you slip me 50 quid beforehand

I will do it for £20, (cheaper rates in wales..water bills are less too ..!!) ) Wales
Were the mud is thicker, and the ruts are deeper.
(And we have the water to wash it off, and more on the way..! )
Sd4 and chrome Ar*e piece, Auto box for best fun
09 Xs Gone
12 xs Gone
HSE with Leather seats and 4 years warrenty.. staying for now !

Mrs Toeknee has found out about my other lens she's not very happy Did try the usual it's a bargain, but still not working, goodbye chaps

Pop it in a protective condom before she shoves it were the sun doesn't shine, that way it will be still usable when the doctors removed it

Good luck

This meant the lovely Lynne,
Threw Toeknee's lens deep in the bin,
Out broke all Holy Hell,
And Toeknee got thrown out aswell.


I'll get me coat again Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.

He tried to show it fully extended
She said F O, your life is ended
Point that at me, you won't get far
Now sod off out and clean your car

Greg and Paul

I'd be very wary,
For what's it like
To cycle around
On half a bike? Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.

Or even worse,
When legs give way
and down he falls
Because she's kicked him in the balls..

But we know well, he falls with Grace
We saw him do it, at CG's place

And now dear Greg, I rest my head
Suggest you too, go find your bed
Not forgetting our friend Toeknee
Tonight, poor chap, is on't settee

 Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.