Hi guys,
can anyone recommend a good therapist as Im now on my third fag and coffee and Ive only been out of bed for 10 minutes?
I have religiously kept my beautiful FL2 safely locked in the garage for the six months I have owned it.
Throughout all this time, the missus has been threatening to "have a drive" of it so Ive kept the garage keys with me - even on a trip to the bog.
However, after a pretty heavy shift yesterday, I accidentally left the keys in the kitchen and dragged my weary self into bed.
This morning I have awoken to the sight of her Focus (girlie car) still on the drive, the missus at work, and my beautiful FL2 missing and a decidely dodgy text on my phone which reads "Morning darling xxx".
Every time I look at that text the letters change and I see "Its only a small dent".
Please help, I dont feel well.

I work in Rotherham, she came past my practice at a hell of speed this morning....................way beyond t-cut mate

Thanks Tandemann, needed that!

Feel the same when my Husband takes mine, Hehehe  Current 2012 Freelander 2 SD4 HSE Black 2016 Onwards
Previous 2007 Freelander 2 TD4 HSE Sumatra black 2007 - 2016 Gone but never forgotten!

baltic blu fl2 seen on the m1 motorway doing 100mph with the rozzers chasing

you need a wife like mine was never interested in driving mine untill i had an hand op earlier this year and guess what she had no petrol in hers so she picked me up in the freelander the comment was it goes like f k on the motorway now shes allways saying can i use your car  rainy-city
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bigalf1961 wrote:

baltic blu fl2 seen on the m1 motorway doing 100mph with the rozzers chasing

you need a wife like mine was never interested in driving mine untill i had an hand op earlier this year and guess what she had no petrol in hers so she picked me up in the freelander the comment was it goes like f k on the motorway now shes allways saying can i use your car

The 2007 SE, yeah she's always out in it.

I saw it pass me in Newcastle at great speed - police still in persuit (including a helicopter!)

Must have had a full tank to start with...  2002 Honda VFR800
2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!)
2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker
2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone
2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone
1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone
1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone
1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone

She'll be on Police interceptors next week. Gone, 2007 TD4 SE Auto Baltic blue, clear side repeaters, full sized alloy spare.

English by birth..... Yorkshire by the grace of God.

dont worry iam not a stalker its on your profilejust put the curser over the picture of freelander on your page it tell you what car you have  rainy-city
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Report it stolen!!
I believe the police call it TWOC

Taken Without Owners Concent.

Come on guys be reasonable, it's a manual, she's probably trading it for an auto

or is the new name TWWC taken with wifes concent merlin how are you going to stop here now she has got the taste of power from the freelander  rainy-city
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oh no females and autos dont go the manual stops the left leg from going floppy anyway autos are lazy  rainy-city
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