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MANUFAN Member Since: 10 Dec 2011 Location: Manchester Posts: 357 |
What no chicken sandwich |
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5th Feb 2012 9:15 pm |
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landy19840 Member Since: 13 Mar 2011 Location: Non Posts: 1817 |
Everyone involved in sailing I know say goretex is crap at sea, so they all wear musto kit |
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5th Feb 2012 9:20 pm |
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taztastic Member Since: 03 Feb 2011 Location: North West Posts: 8652 |
Everyone I know say Audi is better than Skoda
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5th Feb 2012 10:20 pm |
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athelstan Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: Reality Posts: 2658 |
Go easy on the use of "botty wipes" - they do promote the development of haemorrhoids If you don't believe me ask your GP. |
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6th Feb 2012 7:49 am |
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alex_pescaru Member Since: 12 Mar 2009 Location: RO Posts: 4642 |
Why? Seriously... |
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6th Feb 2012 7:52 am |
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athelstan Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: Reality Posts: 2658 |
Okay Alex Her Ladyship tells me it is one of the chemicals they use in the manufacturing process that helps these tissues remain moist in their packaging that reacts with the sensitive skin around the anus. This inflammation encourages the development of haemorrhoids. She said that if you do use these "booty wipes" use them sparingly and infrequently particularly if you suffer from any pre-existing dermatological problems. She advises that it is healthier to just use clean paper toilet roll, or, if that's not available, in winter use handfuls of fresh clean snow and dry with a paper handkerchief afterwards. In summer any unsoiled soft large leaf green vegetation. Finally, and in a rather dismissive growl (I think she thought I was examining this issue too deeply) she said - I quote: "use your common sense." |
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6th Feb 2012 8:56 am |
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EYorkshire Member Since: 18 Nov 2010 Location: (!) Posts: 4392 |
That's why Taz and myself carry a 'duster' and if it's previously been used for polishing then it buffs up your arse piece also. |
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6th Feb 2012 9:29 am |
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athelstan Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: Reality Posts: 2658 |
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6th Feb 2012 9:33 am |
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attrs Member Since: 01 Feb 2012 Location: Tallinn Posts: 38 |
Survival kit or just the stuff i have in my car:
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6th Feb 2012 9:41 am |
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JST Member Since: 01 Nov 2011 Location: Lizant Posts: 1098 |
All of the usual stuff plus Yaesu FT8900R amateur band radio transceiver......in case the mobile doesn't work! John
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6th Feb 2012 10:15 am |
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chrisdeeming Member Since: 29 Dec 2011 Location: Sutton Coldfield Posts: 828 |
Well i think you lot have gone overboard.. I just bought an air rifle and that stays in the boot thats all you need lol! |
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6th Feb 2012 1:54 pm |
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twodogs Member Since: 02 Sep 2009 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 163 |
Landy19840,
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6th Feb 2012 2:01 pm |
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simont Member Since: 15 Feb 2011 Location: Sunderland/Newcastle Posts: 1809 |
No reply from CG See on the news that he must be on the A1 north bound looking for caravans It's been at a standstill for hours.... poor souls.... 2002 Honda VFR800 2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!) 2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker 2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone 2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone 1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone 1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone 1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone |
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6th Feb 2012 2:14 pm |
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Dave Member Since: 04 Jul 2007 Location: Somewhere Near You Posts: 2666 |
Might hear you up here on 10m, 6m if the conditions are right, absolutely no chance on 2 or 70 ______________________ 2011 Full Fat RR 4.4 TDV8 2012 FL2 SD4 Auto HSE 2013 Kawasaki Versys 650 |
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6th Feb 2012 3:33 pm |
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