npinks
Member Since: 28 Jun 2007
Location: Ls25
Posts: 20092
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Right, Mini-Eggs this is your next challenge
Get on the blower, call up/email as many mountain bike magazines & news papers with you story of woe, how Animal promised the earth and a day to remember for you and your beloved if you won and they won't even supply a puncture repair kit for 2nd place.
How you fought a valiant battle, now you lost and your big days is in tatters and how you feel heart broken, your childhood dreams of a white but muddy wedding, how you fought the lack of balance to rid your bike of stabilisers at the age of 16, (EY could photoshop a picture), how your friends ridiculed your small lunchbox when you wore the lycra.
There might be a display team out there that will want to get one up on the Animal one, and offer you a event, big glossy photoshoot
Just remember to stand next to the wife and look sad, like you forgot to put the winning euromillions ticket on type face when they come to take photos, tell the kids you have just killed santa and christmas is cancelled should work too
Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis
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26th Sep 2011 2:13 pm |
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