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winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Seems unfair to ban both options.....
1) Frightfully wiffy but no noise
2) Queen Mary fog horn but no smell

I wouldn't want to be on a plane leaving Malawi as soon as the wheels left Malawi soil, everyone would 'let it all out'  At work
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winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

CG,
I've the ideal holiday destination for you. In fact paradise.
Minorca.
Why?
Caravans are banned
I even found myself looking for one hidden away so i could inform the authorities!!
Trouble is the island is full of Brits in hire cars who tend to wander onto the wong side of the road. Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.

Cant remember that rule, nor Brits on the wrong side of the road, but they have plenty of roundabouts to be taken anti clockwise and they still tow things, trailers normally with boats on.

The ferry fare for a Disco with 5 passengers from Barcelona to Mao is just over 400 quid return and 12 hours each way. Worth doing mind you, as you'd be the only or nor far off it, LR on the Island.

Seen a few last minute bargains to see the pyramids

Yes, why not? the odd riot is okay, it could become a spectator sport. Last year my sister went to Iran for a holiday - I know! Anyway, the people were very pleasent and the Police escorted them everywhere. The Isralies were bombing the town she was staying in and apart from the normal precautions, everyone went about their business in between times and just shrugged their shoulders. They weren't anti Westerners.