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Typical RV/caravan night life

Typical RV night life, for us rugged and b_ggered, toothless grey nomads:

Hubby: Oh, come on.
Wifey: Leave me alone!
Hubby: It won't take long.
Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it.
Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Hubby: Cos I'm hot!
Wifey: You get hot at the strangest times!
Hubby: If you truly love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wifey: ...and if you loved me you would be more considerate.
Hubby: Sometimes I feel you just don't love me anymore.
Wifey: ..and sometimes I feel you try to take me for granted...let's forget it for tonight.
Hubby: Perleassseeee....go on.
Wifey: Oh for heavens sake...alright..alright..I'll do it.
Hubby: What's the matter do you need a torch?
Wifey: I just can't find it in the dark.
Hubby: Oh for goodness sake...just feel for it!
Wifey:...There, there..are you satisfied?
Hubby: Yeh..great!
Wifey: So is it up far enough?
Hubby: Yeh..that feels real good...
Wifey:..now just go to sleep!,
........and the next time you want the bloooody RV roof hatches opened wider.....do it yourself! Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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