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Yorky Bob

Member Since: 28 Apr 2015
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 4561

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The Welsh Files

Nicked

Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Yep."
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?"
Welshman: "Dog dont talk But."
Englishman: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Welshman: (Look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this Welshman your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse dont talk but."
Englishman: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (Look of total amazement)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheeps a liar bud!!" FL2 MY10 TD4 GS traded in at 2 years
FL2 MY13 TD4 GS Current

11th Jun 2018 7:49 pm

rsash

Member Since: 20 Jan 2015
Location: Pineapple Picking Country
Posts: 93

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Moron

11th Jun 2018 8:09 pm

Yorky Bob

Member Since: 28 Apr 2015
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 4561

Moron - A person of low inteligence. So as you have decided you are inteletualy superior one hopes at some time or other you get hold of the fact life does not revolve around people with thier head up their own arse.

Being distantly from Welsh heritage myself I am not going to worry too much about your jaundiced view of humour my friend. FL2 MY10 TD4 GS traded in at 2 years
FL2 MY13 TD4 GS Current

11th Jun 2018 8:48 pm

JulesK

Member Since: 07 Dec 2014
Location: Ceredigion.
Posts: 1664

2014 Freelander 2 TD4 HSE Auto Firenze Red

Yawn..... The old ones are always the best YB
If it wasn't so bad it'd be funny.

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Freelander 2 HSE auto 2014 ( Florrie ) ..... Try again.
Freelander 2 GS 2012...... Gone.

12th Jun 2018 1:06 pm

RogB

Member Since: 16 Dec 2014
Location: Mansfield
Posts: 3882

2013 Freelander 2 SD4 HSE Lux Auto Santorini Black

flat caps, whippets, sheep.... next thing we will be arguing of the red rose or the white one

12th Jun 2018 1:24 pm

chicken george

Member Since: 05 Dec 2007
Location: N. Yorks
Posts: 13292

2008 Freelander 2 TD4 XS Manual Santorini Black

no argument could be had its white, end of. At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

12th Jun 2018 2:14 pm

Martin
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Location: Hook Norton
Posts: 977

Locking this topic - keep it civil and friendly here please as per the agreement when you registered.

If you want to insult and provoke go elsewhere.

12th Jun 2018 8:02 pm

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