Past master
Member Since: 30 Jun 2010
Location: Isle of Ely
Posts: 2710
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Happy Holidays!
Please accept (with no obligation implied or implicit) my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress. non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice and with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar New Year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.
These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. The term "holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered to be limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances or to such activities of any organised or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).
DISCLAIMER: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting that this greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason at all and also that this greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee, him/herself or others or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.
This greeting is void where prohibited by law.
(alas not original, but nice!) Ex AA Series III LWB Safari - Gone
300TDi Disco (bought new - terrible car) sent back after 18 months
Freelander 1 Estate - leased, given back at end of lease
200TDi Disco (bought from a mate with 100,000 on the clock) - Gone
Disco 2 TD5 - sold and exported to France
FR2 TD4 GS - Gone
FR2 SD4 HSE - Now changed for a DS
New model ex-demo Evoque S 180 in white
Unable to order a new DS, so gave up. Now have a Volvo S90 Recharge.
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