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DRIVING IN MY NEW CAR

Yesterday I was driving in my new car and I was going to pass a beautiful young lady thumbing a lift. So i stopped and she got in, i thought my luck had changed. So after a few minutes we got talking and I ask what she did for a living
She said she didn't have to work because she was a witch. Did I believe her? no at least not until she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a layby Ex 2010 Freelander2 GS-e Diesel manual Silver owner
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1st heard that in the 60's ..........

It's the same vintage as "if I say you have a wonderful body would you hold it against me?"
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It's that Censored Nissan! The electronics have addled his brain! Rolling Eyes Sell it and buy a British Made car! 10MY (Sept 09) TD4 HSE Auto in Stornoway Grey (Now Gone)

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