Forum-Gallery-Shop-Sponsors

« Advertise on Freel2.com

Home > Off Topic > The range Rover and the Snowman
Post Reply  Down to end
Page 1 of 1
Print this entire topic · 
Stevie5tapes



Member Since: 10 Jun 2012
Location: Brighouse, YORKSHIRE
Posts: 1370

England 2013 Freelander 2 TD4_e GS Auto Sumatra Black
The range Rover and the Snowman

I found this on another website about an incident that happended during the miners strike, it made for good reading!!


To the spirit of the rebel snowman

The Miners of Silverwood, having been told they were confined to six pickets only, built themselves a seventh comrade in the shape of a large snowman,wearing for good measure a plastic policeman's helmet.

Next morning, Chief Inspector Nesbitt appears on the scene and seeing the jeering miners and their steely eyed companion, ordered the constables to knock it down . This order brought rebellion to the police ranks as PCs declined to, "look so stupid knocking down a snowman". "Very well," shouts the irate Nesbitt, jumping in his Range Rover and charging off to demolish the snowman, as pickets ran laughing for cover.

Maybe it was a trick of the light, or maybe a twinkle glistened in the icy countenance on the snowman's fixed expression - we shall never know, as the Range Rover made contact and came to a dead stop, smashing front grill, bumper and headlamps and hurling the shocked Nesbitt into the steering wheel. PCs found excuses to walk away or supress body shaking laughter while pickets fell about on the ground with side splitting mirth. The snowman had been constructed around a three foot high two foot thick concrete post!

Dave Douglass - All power to the imagination!

Published by The Class War Federation 1999 Black MY2013 SD4 GS Auto, Wood Company Armrest, Freel2 sticker.
Gone MY2010 Freelander 2 Manual TD4.e S, Alaska White.

Post #215083 28th Jan 2014 12:38 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
npinks



Member Since: 28 Jun 2007
Location: Ls25
Posts: 20090

United Kingdom 

i made a similar mistake in the french alps

through no fault of my own or the copious amount a lager i had consumed i thought it would be funny to rugby tackle a snowman that we walked past everynight on our way home.

Only to find it was frozen solid and I just hit it knocked its arm off and fell straight down on the floor and got a lovely black/red bruise on my shoulder Laughing

to this day i'm convinced it must have had something inside it giving it strength Embarassed

Post #215085 28th Jan 2014 12:51 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
Dartman the one



Member Since: 04 Apr 2013
Location: Seville, Spain
Posts: 1687

England 

Nice story, but which miners strike? the Scargill 83 strike was in the summer, so a bit short on snow. Perhaps the earlier 74 one? my PC is slightly to the right of Genghis
2012 HSE SD4 In Orkney Grey now gone, best car ever.

Post #215255 29th Jan 2014 8:28 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
Stevie5tapes



Member Since: 10 Jun 2012
Location: Brighouse, YORKSHIRE
Posts: 1370

England 2013 Freelander 2 TD4_e GS Auto Sumatra Black

It was the 84/85 strike. Black MY2013 SD4 GS Auto, Wood Company Armrest, Freel2 sticker.
Gone MY2010 Freelander 2 Manual TD4.e S, Alaska White.

Post #215260 29th Jan 2014 8:35 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Post Reply
Post Reply  Back to top
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT

Jump to  
Previous Topic | Next Topic >
Posting Rules
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



Site Copyright © 2006-2024 Futuranet Ltd & Martin Lewis
Freel2.com RSS Feed - All Forums


Switch to Mobile site