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Traffic Law Question

Q: You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO OVERTAKING FOR 2 MILES sign posted, and you come upon a bicycle rider. Do you:
(a) Follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles , or
(b) Do you break the law and pass?


Which is the correct choice?






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Beep your horn and ask to smell the saddle Whistle Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis
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Bow down Bow down Bow down Mr. Green My11 freelander 2, xs, Manual, 18" hse sparkles, sidesteps, privacy, zermatt silver metallic, almond nutmeg alacantra, twin electric towbar

Gone my09 xs D3
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If she got off in front of my car , I would rename my camera to a Pinkview or a Tashcam Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis
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Stop it Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter My11 freelander 2, xs, Manual, 18" hse sparkles, sidesteps, privacy, zermatt silver metallic, almond nutmeg alacantra, twin electric towbar

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Post #198450 8th Sep 2013 2:27 pm
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I knew someone posting that pic would come to a sticky end...
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Not as sticky as the bike hire guys hand when he pushes it back in to the shop Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis
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Paddy and Murphy work on a farm. Paddy walks into the barn and is shocked to see Murphy stood in nothing but leopard skin pants. He was stroking the wheel of the tractor seductively and then kissing the gear lever.

Paddy said "Murphy, what the hell are you doing?! Have you lost your mind man?!"

Murphy replied "No it's very simple my friend. I went to see my doctor to explain that me and the wife weren't getting on so well in the bedroom. He said I had to do something sexy to a tractor"

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For those of you who watch

Breaking Bad

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A woman goes to the doctors with a lettuce leaf sticking out of the top of her knickers. Her doctor said "That looks nasty"
She replied "It's the tip of the iceberg"

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