Mr Crabtree is helping to raise money for an good cause (see his signature)

I have decided that for every £100 the forum donates to his cause I will cease posting on this forum for one whole week.
A vaners and chrome lovers dream I imagine, chat away about your deviant desires without me sticking my oar in

chuck in as much or as little as you choose and we will totalise the sum and calculate the total weeks of silence.

for every post infringing the silence I will donate £10.


Ideas/suggestions to improve this offer are welcome. Get your hands in your pockets its a win/win situation. At work
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winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

For every £100 you could 'welcome' 10 caravans onto your farm for a week  2002 Honda VFR800
2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!)
2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker
2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone
2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone
1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone
1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone
1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone

I think this is an event, so it's been moved

Is this going to coincide with your two weeks annual leave, or a busy period mowing the crops or something, so you actually work instead

So it's win/win/win situation

Last edited by npinks on 14th May 2012 6:44 pm. Edited 1 time in total

CG keeping quiet is more than just an event, more like the second coming!

who is opening the bidding? do I hear £20 at the back? At work
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winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

That's a tenner in the bag.

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I have decided that for every £100 the forum donates to his cause I will cease posting on this forum for one whole week.

I spoke with Mr C earlier, it was a crackly line I am sure he said he had a grand today, or a grand day not sure, either way, better keep quiet, just in case

my holiday is 1st week of July, I can post one post a day in a special thread as proof of my abstinence if required, to show Im not just on holiday etc.
you lot choose a date if required At work
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winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Can Mrs CG not join up and you have to keep silent for a week at home too

simont wrote:

For every £100 you could 'welcome' 10 caravans onto your farm for a week

I am sure you could fit more than 10 Caravans on your farm. Could you not invite them in one evening for a little karaoke

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Good idea Mr C

CG opens a Certificated Location, electrics, showers and toilet block, fresh scones, cream jam and obviously a eat all you can eat chicken Buffett

£10 per night, all proceeds from forum members go to charity

If CG is planning this up at his Ranch, it has to be worth £20 just to see his smiling face beside all those vans.

ad210358 wrote:

CG keeping quiet is more than just an event, more like the second coming!

The second coming of who or what
Nero
The Ford Pinto
The Toilet Roll Hat
Billy Graham
Yersinia pestis
Sinclair C5, or
The Bay City Rollers

I don't much welcome any of'em for a second or more times.

So perhaps it's best just to establish a sponsored "Vanner Vanquish" eradication event. The proceeds from this honourable public service campaign to free the nation's arterial byways from this vermin will go to YOU. In return, HM Treasury officials have assured me this morning that the venerable vanquishers will enjoy a 50% higher tax-free threshold on earned income plus free school milk for their children - the next generation of "warriors against weaving wobbly wans".

npinks wrote:

Good idea Mr C

CG opens a Certificated Location, electrics, showers and toilet block, fresh scones, cream jam and obviously a eat all you can eat chicken Buffett

£10 per night, all proceeds from forum members go to charity

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ad210358 wrote


If CG is planning this up at his Ranch, it has to be worth £20 just to see his smiling face beside all those vans.

Could be this be the excuse for a 5th meet sometime in late summer

toeknee wrote:

Could be this be the excuse for a 5th meet sometime in late summer

Plan it in my daughter's autumn school holiday and we may be able to make it - week 41/42.