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and the plumber has just had a poo in our main bathroom

I once had to have some wet rot work done on a granite wall (s).

I went on holiday, and was promised the work would be done, including plastering and painting by the time I got back.

On returning knackered from holiday, the builders were gone and I found there was a 6 ft hole in the granite outer wall where you could see the street, plasterboard all gone, crap and building materials everywhere, and a massive 13 inch log left by one of them in the bog that wouldn't flush for 2 days.

Builders eh?

You went to the trouble of measuring it

npinks wrote:

A woman asking for a bigger utility room you don't hear that much

I got Mrs NP back up asking if she wanted a new ironing board