Sorry to report, but the aliens are here and well intigrated!

Their cloning of the human form is perfect......almost.

There is only one 'give-away'

Only one way to tell.............

They screwed up on the last bit of cloning..........

NO! not that

Toes!.... Alians can be identified by the top secret fact that their first toe is longer than their big toe! ( is why is called the big toe!)

Now I know your checking.........!

And yes....I'm married to one  Kola is the big solid black German Shepherd, Dobbie is.......a breed you've never heard of......yet;)

people ask about intelligent life on other planets,

then I go into town, where I have my doubts about intelligent life on this one.

I have seen to many Alien films!

What gets me is that we have been broadcasting to outer space is anyone there!

NUTs!

Almost like saying dinner is ready come and get it!

 'There is thunder' then 'There is the warble of a V8'

SD4 HSE Fuji White (my car): sidesteps, door protection
Golf 2.0 tdi White (wife's car)
Triumph Stag (my 1975 V8 toy - 37,600 miles... Just started its 2nd restoration... had it since 1986)

Tiguan Summit (gone, but nice car)
Porsche Boxster (gone, it was too fast)
SLK (gone, did not like it - lost loads £s)
Discovery Cairngorm (gone,very tractor like)
+ loads of other cars